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The english gramatics

2006-11-19T10:12:00.000-08:00

Hi mates! Today I’m want to be a serious. I am notice more and more that there are many poeples that is coment in my blog that are not speak the good english. I’m know many of thems are australian and I’m understand is a dificult to write in the 2nd language but is not a good excuse really. You are never know, may be one day they are want to leave the sheep farm and come to england for work in a pub or edit the fish magazine. And then they will need the english. look to me. i’m italien. if I can do, so you can! Is a serious problem for the world today. english is an international language and evryone is need it, from the homeless in amsterdam to the ladyboy in thailand, they are all speak "the international language of comunication". But in the same times the english peoples are forget there fuck language. just like in the football, the rugby or the croquette, the english are invent the game and forget for how to play!

Of course mainly is a very dificult to learn the english because of the english teachers – the worst profesion in all the country. How we can trust to this peoples to teach the world "the international language of comunication" is a completely mysterious for me. Most english teachers are completely losers that are not able for find a english girlfreind so are try for fuck as many foreign womens as posibly, usualy the Japan or Korea ones that are very quiet and impresionable and are not really understand how much a loser is the teacher.
The mens teachers usualy are take many drugs and think they are very clever becuase they can to speak there own language very well, and think they are very handsomes because after many years of fail to pull up the english girls because of there shit job are finaly manage to fuck with a lonly and vunrable Japan girl that is not understand nothing in english at alls. the womens teachers are usualy ugly, without sensation of humor, have a boyfrend that is work in the publishing and spend the all day complaning because the photocopyer is not work. For become a english teacher is a very easy. Simply join a unsucesful band or become a failure actor, and then in the spare time teach english in a language school with a fuck rubish name such as “Garden of Eden Language training” above to the shoe shop in Oxford Streets. then invite all your students to your rubish gigs and take there money.

Anywhere, I must stop now before I am become too anger. So without more further do, please sit back, take a pen and papers, and prepare to learn the english from one that is know ...

Today I’m want start with the gramatics. The gramatics is the “building block” of language. Is more impotant even then the words. How? I’m explain ... if I am a tourism in England and I’m very need to use a toilet in a pub but I’m not know the word, is not really a problem. I can draw a picture, make the sounds of a flush or a shits, or even make a little performance or miming. Of course the bar man will to understand and allow me for use the bath room. BUT if I am not know the corect gramatics can be a very confusion. He is not know if I am talk in the present and I need a shit now in this moment, or if I am talk in the past and explain about a nice shit I was make yesterday or if I am tell him my future plans for a shit tomorow. By the time he is find out the real, I probably am make an acident in my trousers. What a shames!

The english gramatics is very simply. Is divides into 8 units more or less, that is call “tensions”. they are tell you the time of what you are say: present, past and futures. Below I am present my guide to the english tension system:

Present Simply (or simply Present)
Is the tension that is use for describe something that is hapen every day or is a regular activity. So you can say “I am get up at the morning” or “I’m brush my teeths” or “I’m smoke a joint” or “I’m make a wank” because this things are regular and are do evry day. For this reason is the favorite tension of the autistics, like the Dustin Hoffman. If is something not usual or regular, or you are not do it on the Sundays, you must to use the present simply progresive.

Present Continues
Is the tension that is use for describe something that is hapen now, in this exactly moment, for example “I siting in front my computer”, “I tiping”, “I becoming bored, I thinking about look to some porns”. Is a very dificult tension to use because is not posible always for describe what is hapen now - by the time you are finish the sentence something other is hapen and the thing is finish. The way for avoid this problem is to make your watch one minute slowly so you have some extra time for make the sentence.

Present simply passive
Mates, consider about this two sentences:

1. The dog was bite the man
2. The man was bite by the dog

May be you can to see, there is a diferent very suttle but very impotant. In the first sentence, the dog was bite the man. But in the secondly sentence, the man was bite the dog. So we are use the pasive tension when the person (or dog) that is make the action is more impotant, or we are not know who is make the action, or we are not care who is make the action, or we are not remember the name of the person. Which is make it a very pointless tension and one that is not really need in english. However is very usefull for report the crime and is use often when you are call to the polices, for example if you are attack, or if you are rape or if you are sting by the wasp. But pay atention – if you are use the pasive tension incorectly, the pigs will beleive that you are the crime and not the victim and may be will to arest you.

Present Perfect
This is the tension you are use if the action was begin in the past but you can see the result now. is formation by the noun “have” follow with the past particle, for example “I have spilled my beer to the floor” Remember we can only to use this tension if we can see the result now - so if you are say “I have made a wank”, probably still you are cleaning the semens from the belly. Is a very childish tension and is use usualy only by the childrens very youngs, for example “mummy I’ve done a poo”. Is why you will not find never an example of this tension in my writings.

Present Perfect Continues
Similar like the present perfect, accept is a continuos action that is never end. You must to be very carefull with use this tension because can be very confusion. For example, consider about the following sentences:

1. I have wanked since 6 years (Present Perfect)
2. I have been wanked since 6 years (Present Perfect Continues)

The firstly sentence tells us that I was start wank 6 years ago, when I was have the 14 years, and still do from times to times when I am not have the girlfriend. But the secondly tension is a very difference. Is mean I am make a wank continuously, without end, for 6 years!! Evrybody is know that this is a fuck imposible! The most longest I was ever make a wank was just 27 minutes. Stefano was tell me he was once make it for 3 hours and 52 minutes but he is a fuck lier and I’m not beleive. Anywhere, you can to see the danger of this very confusion tension so pay atention or you may end in the prison, in the especial part for the criminal insanes or pervertes very sickness.

The Past

Is a very simple tension and we are use it for any actions that are finish and was take place after the year 1900 (for any action that was hapen before this time, use the past historic). The formation is a very simple, just put the was before the verb. Anybodys that can not use this tension corectly is probaly suffer from profound learning dificulty or is a retarded. the english are use this tension less then most other europe peoples, because they often are get so drunk and not remember the past at alls.

The Futures

Here is a quote from my english teacher, a fuck idiot that was only do this job for fuck the Japan girls:

“The English language, unlike French or Italian for example, does not have a future tense. Futurity is not expressed by the conjugation of the verb; instead there are a number of lexical structures that are used to articulate future plans, wishes and intentions.”

This is tipical of the english whose are the most pesimistic peoples in europe. they are know that the tomorow is bring only the rain, and an other day in the pub drinking warm beer and watch the ugly womens make a fight, so they are pretend there is no futures. But is a fuck ridiculous. of course there is always the future, even so for the english.

There are many ways to talk the future. if you are think you are probably make the action you can to say “I’m will take some acids tomorow”. If you are more sure and is a plan or intent, you can to say “I am going to will take the acids tomorow”. if you are very sure and you was alredy buy the drugs, you can to say “I am willing to take the acids tomorow”. if you are really fuck sure and there is no dought in your mind at alls, you can to say “I am alredy going to will take the acids tomorow” which is mean you was do it alredy. In this ways, the future is become the past, leading us to conjecture about the very nature of time and its fragile relationship with linguistic form and spatial boundaries. For this reason is the favorite tension for the drugs users and is very popular in the acids or mushrooms partys.

So mates, I'm will to stop there because I am sure is enough for one day and I am become very boring and want to look to some porns. But remember to study always, and please say me the results. I am look forward to hear your coments!

new move

2006-10-07T07:30:00.000-07:00

Are you know mates, about a new move that is soon realised in the united Britain? Is call "Borat" and is about one craze English jewish that is pretend for be a foreign and speak the english very rubish and take the piss of other peoples that is not know he is an english. Is sound very rubish, no? I'm sure that the peoples are not like or think is a funy, except may be few austrians. Are you agree?

new game

2006-10-07T06:07:00.000-07:00

I'm must thanks to my good freind professor wigins-racism for this new game. is call, antagonize this cunts that are think they are inteligence. i am start alredy and some other estrangers was join in. Unfortunately they was not like my coments and delete all of thems. now you must to be a bloger for make the coments, becase they are so scare. I'm think they are jealousy because I am a clever but not a fuck boring student like thems. Anyway, is not mater, because I was save the web page and am make a copy below. Mates, if you are like to make the coment, you are know where for go!!

"Things in themselves, appearances, noumena, and phenomena, Jessica Leech"
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jonny said...
A quote from Ramsey"We could always cheat a theory of our voluntary actions. i.e. the comlpete statement of our nature (the laws by which we would react to any stimulus) must be such that we couldn't understand it and spite it. Therefore we cannot understand our own nature."I don't understand what noumena are, but if Ramsey's argument is correct, would this mean that there can be no noumenal self? Or perhaps that the noumenal self is necessarily non identical with the self in its self?
4:25 PM

Jess said...
That is my idea I think, though not necessarily the same motivation. We can't know anything (much) about the noumenal self by definition - it is just something that we posit as grounding the phenomenal self. There are arguments elsewhere to show that 'the self proper' cannot be the noumenal self. But my argument against the two distinctions being co-extensive leaves room for the possibility that this 'self in itself' is not the noumenal self. So there is somewhere we can locate the real self, that does not require it to be phenomenal, noumenal or empirical.There is of course the point that we can't know anything about a thing in itself, and hence we can't know anything about a self in itself. We can only have knowledge of such things as they appear. This doesn't mean we can't understand anything about our own nature though. We can understand a lot by looking at these appearances, and the conditions of the possibility of our experience being as it is. For example, we can find out that the real self is a thing in itself...
6:25 PM

Jonny said...
I take Hume to be correct when he says there is no experience of the self. In other words the self is not an object of experience. If there is no noumenal self, no appearance of self, and no phenomenal self, could it not be that there is no self in itself either?
9:54 PM

Gianluca Francetti, Milano said...
I'm agree with you Jessica. But what means noumena? is a kind of disease, when you are stay in the rains to long, no?
1:13 PM

Bobs Wheezer said...
Another quote from Ramsey:"Get the fuck out of my kitchen you useless fucking student fuckers".
1:14 PM

Prof. edmund tigalde, University of Arkansas said...
Alvaro Jimanez, in his seminal work "Volition, Self Will and the Permeation of the Noumenal Self", argued that in fact the real self can only be located in conjectural terms. Nothing is known of the self, except that which is filtered through the semi-holisic filter of a liberal framework for understanding post-Franciscan thought. Granted, that leaves little room for Nadmare's "roundabout" theory, an allegorical and somewhat naive reference to the libertarian pursuit of tautological empiricism, but I still believe that Jiminez's central posit, that all belief is grounded in hypothetical dictat, is a valid one.
1:28 PM

Prof. edmund tigalde, University of Arkansas said...
I forgot to capitalize my name. Please accept my sincerest apologies.
1:29 PM

Prof. edmund tigalde, University of Arkansas said...
Oh fuck, I've done it again.
1:30 PM

Gianluca Francetti, Milano said...
Is the same Alvaro Jiminez that was arrest in Tijuana for wank a pupy in the cinema?
1:31 PM

Prof. Edmund Tigalde, University of Arkansas said...
The very same, Francetti.
1:31 PM

Yodit Berekat, Hounslow said...
I come from Eritrea, where puppy-wanking is a time honoured tradition, celebrating the transition from boyhood to adultery. Are you seriously trying to tell me that this is a criminal offence?
1:34 PM

Marek Logan said...
Can we please return this conversation back to the matter in hand. As a philosophy undergraduate at King's College London I am extremely interested in the debate which Ms Leech has initiated, and do not wish to see it degraded in this manner.
1:39 PM

Marek Logan said...
Then again, what do I know? I once spent several years walking backwards through the streets of Northampton, occasionally pausing to strike the ground beneath me with a stretch of aluminium piping. It was funny and I'm an intellectual.
1:43 PM

Leonardo Apparicio Fijo Garcia said ...
While we are prepared to tolerate the wanking of small animals in the privacy of one's home, we are resolute in our belief that such overt displays of outward affection should not take place in a public arena, where young children may be frollicking, such as football stadia, roller-discos or cinemas. This was Professor Jiminez's crime and for this he was punished accordingly.

Superintendent Leonardo Apparico Fijo Garcia,
Chief of Police,
Municipality of Tijuana,
Baja California,
Mexico.

Alvaro Jiminez said ...
I would just like to put a stop to all this terrible slander and defamation that is taking place on these pages. I am a respected academic and scholar. Please understand that this vicious rumour-mongering could cause profound and irreversible damage to my career and reputation. So, for the record, I would like to make it absolutely clear that I never argued that the self can only be located in conjectural terms. I was talking allegorically and in fact referring to the belief that all will is willful unless one has, in fact, unwilled it. Something like that anyway. Right, must go, the puppy's barking.

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what a craze

2006-09-18T10:27:00.000-07:00

Now I'm really fuck annoy. Remember I was say the last times the world is a craze. Well was just become more! I was read in the newpaper that now the all austrians are try for kill evry jellyfish in the sea as a revenge for Steve Orwen. Is a fuck ridiculos! Orwen was not want this. He was love the jellyfishs. Is why he was try for wank thems!! Yes, is true he was hate the snakes and the croccodials. is why he was put the snakes in his pants and say "crickey" (austrian word for cricket because they are to laze to say the completely words) and allow all other workers in the zoo to hit the crotch very hard with fuck big cricket sticks. and is why he was always make his baby to eat the croccodial meats during the show in his zoo - he was want humiliation this animal. But he was love the jellyfishs! My austrian freinds, I beg to you. Please stop this behave and respect to the animals, because in the next lifes maybe can be you. Yes?

I'm feel so dawn

2006-09-11T09:29:00.000-07:00

Dear mates,
today I'm want to be serios. Is no time for a funy. I'm like to espress my great condensations and comiserys for the poors peoples of austria that was this month sufer not one but two teribly tragics. Firstly the die of Steve Orwen, the great explorator, conservative and acter (star for Crocodile Dundee, Eastenders and an other very shit austrian film) who was tragedally killed by the barb wire when try for wank a jellyfish in the Austrian ocean. Secondly, the find of the little poor girl that was abduct by a perverte DJ and made to lissen garage music for 10 years. 10 fuck years! This world is a craze and I'm not enjoy the rideing. Stop! I'm want get out. So I'm like to share the sad with all austrians, asbo and normals, in this terribly moment. Good nights.

the asbos

2006-08-31T09:25:00.000-07:00

Hi Mates! Long times no sea!!

Today I was recive a letter very stupid in my door-hole. was from the neigbor, Mr. Ken Boreham, in the next door (date-up: I am now move from the italy, and am live in the Hackney, london, recently vote cultural capital of united britain for guns culture, drugs culture, stabs culture etc) the letter was write in a very shit hand-written. I'm think this man is not speak the good english. Anywhere, it was warn for us about the "asbo youths", the kids of the aria that are make the crimes, , smash up the doors, break down the windows, kick the cats, vandal the grannys etc etc. this man was a very anger and anoying because this cunts was smash and vandal his car and now he must to walk to the pets shop evry day.

In someway I'm agree to the man. this kids are cunts and must to be punishment. How? I'm not know, I am not a Justice ... some people are say the capital punishment but for me this is too hardly. everybody know that if you are beat the childrens with the stick or cudgel he is become a great pervert in the future. This was true in the england public schools. All the boys was recieve the capital punishment and then was become great perverts that was do many discusting things like wank in the biscit. (No mates, is not a joke. Even in this days there are some famouse england judges and lawers that are become very shamed when they are offer the biscit and must to leave quickly and secretly the room for make a wank). For me some fines is a better or prehaps a little tortures. in the fact, i'm blame to the parents. Why they are let this boys to smoke and drink outsides in the streets? Evrybody is know that smoke the ganga insides is a better where you can to play the video games or watch the porns.

Where I was? Oh yes, in some ways this man is a right but why he is blame to the asbo youths? all youths are make the trouble - blacks, whites, somaliacs, islamics, muslims, chechens, faroe islanders etc ... not only Asbos. And how he is know they was make the smash-ups to his car? Just because they are the original peoples from the australia, smoke many weeds, make good fires and always go to the walkabout ( pub very shit in london, full up of austrians) is not mean they are make the crimes and vandalisation. In the fact I'm think Mr Ken Boreham is speak a fuck rubish! I'm never see one asbo in my estate or even so in london. Is too much cold! And the beer is too expensives. I'm will to write a letter to mr Loach imediately. For me is a kind of racism, no?

Happy New Years mates!

2006-01-15T10:13:00.000-08:00

Happy new years mates! Sorry I am not write for a long times, I was in the holiday in the spain for pass with my sister and her spansh husband Pepe. Are you know this country mates? Is a very nice one, similar as italia exept they are more laze, sleep all the day, are hate more the animals and the hairs of the womens under-arm is a little more longer. Was a very nice mates but are you know that the cristmas is a very different? Yes they are have the turky for the lunch, but the preparation is a diffrent. The turkey is a live and is run in the kichen and all the childrens are try for stab it with cocktail sticks. When they are injury the turky very much, one man is dress us very gay and is take his serviette of red colour and wave the serviette, with listen to some fuck nice guitar musics play by the pet gypsy. the turky is become a fuck angry because the turky are not like serviettes (for animals is not necesary) and is run to the man for try to eat up the serviette. then the man is wait and with great skills and dexterity is stamp on the head of the turky. All the family is cheer as the head of the turkey is squash-up. Then they are throw the turky for the rubish and eat some fuck nice ham, because is the only meat that the spansh peoples are know how to cook.

You can imagination mates I was very surprising. I was think that christmas is the sames in the all world but now I am know diffrent. I was make a many researches in the internet and the libry for know more of this subject. In Romania for example of course this peoples are not afford a tree. So usually they are dig the grandmother or an others old relative that is burial in the garden and make stand in the corner. then the rotty corpse is cover with very beutiful decorations and lights and while the family is sing cristmas songs and discusion the jewish problem, they are remember the deads relatives. What a lovely!

In the islamic contrys the cristmas is a little diffrent. Of course the they are only drink non-alcoholic beer and wine and the womens are not allow for open the presents in public. Also because the mens are have so much wifes they are must to make too much cristmas shopings, so the shoping centres are become very crowd and dangerous. Evry year thousands of islamics are make the travel to the most big shoping centre of the world in Mecca, and many mens are crush to dead in the crowded. What a shames, but the religon is always make a craze.

But for me the most estrange and sickness cristmas is in the Australia (fuck big iceland of the world near Papa New Guinnee Pig) Evrything is a craze in this place. For first The Santa Cristmas is not go down the chiminey, he is climb up! But this is not the only strange. The austrians have a fuck nice traditional that is back-date from the begining of the contry (1788), when all the thiefs and rappists from liverpool, united britain, was have a fuck nice boat party, take many speeds and cokes, and wake up 3 days more later in the beachs of australia. evry cristmas the fathers are dress-up like a santa cristmas and enter the house by the chiminey. But they are not enter there house, they are enter the house of the neigbor. And they are not give the presents, they are take thems! After evrybody is steal as many presnts as posibly they are all go to beach and have a very big fight for return the presents. This year i was here that the fight was the most big in the all history of australia because somebody was also steal the kebab from the lebanon restarant. And the most stranger? The whether is a hot and suny! and so my austria friend was tell me is not like the europe, they are go the beach, surf the internet, throw a stick to themselfs and, unbeleivable, there is no "white stuff". Are you believe?? What a fuck boring rubbish. Evrybody is like smell the cokes in cristmas time, no?

Mates, are you know any funys about the cristmas? If yes, plaese say me the next year because now is a to late.

the gay swiming

2005-12-14T14:32:00.000-08:00

Hi Mates! What a happy! For final, the gay swimers was answer to me. You can imagination my exciting when I was receive this fuck nice respond:

Date: Tue, 13 Dec 2005 17:16:11
From: Pete Barry gayswimmers@hotmail.com
Subject: Re: swiming club
To: "Gianluca Francetti" gianlucafrancetti@yahoo.co.uk

Mate, you sound like a funny cunt! We'd love you to join us. I've shown your message to all the guys and they can't wait to meet ya ... get your ass down here Gianni boy! We meet every Wednesday at the Parsons Green Leisure Centre on the Westbury rd, SW6, 6.30 sharp cos the lanes only stay open til 8. Then its normally off to the King's Arms on Hope St for a few well needed beers. Are you as entertaining in the flesh as in your mails? Hope so! looking forward to seeing you,
Pete

I must confesion I was a very intereting for this propose. Pay atention mates, of coarse I am not a gay , but also I am not a homosexual (idiots peoples that are hate the gays). I am rastafari with a very open-up mind, that is like see the diffrent cultures, take the diffrent drugs, eat all kinds of vegtables, allow the womens for work on sunday etc etc If the gay is want swim, why no? Unless he is make dirty the water, or is always try for save the other mens that are not drown, or become too exciting and splash everyone because the water is a cold, is not problem I'm think. So i was very exciting to see this kind of alternatively lifestyles. And of coarse evrybody are know that the gays are the fuck best in the all world for take the drugs, and I'm sure is a fuck nice experiment for take the cokes and speeds and pop-ups before the swiming, so imediatley as soon as posibly notwithstanding nevertheless I was call to my freind Stefano and shout in a voice very strong "Stefano, we are make a gay swiming! Fuck lovely! Bring up some pills and meet to me in the plaza in 20 minutos. Lets do!" Malfortunately,was his mother that was answer to the 'phone (telephone), but never to mind, she is a craze.

20 minutos after I was meet to stefano and go to piscina. For first we was take some acids and when i was arive I was see a man quite large with some tattoo in his head. Im know the gays are love this tattoos, especialy now that is the name for the lesbians russians, every gay is craze for this. So I was ask to him "excuse me goozer, are you a gay swiming?". But then what a suprised! He was look at me fuck angry and try for punch me, fortuantly I was make a duck and the punch was go to the face of Stefano who was lose 2 teeths, I'm think. anywhere, i was continue for the change rooms and was see some mens. "Hi mates. Are you a gay swimings?" I was ask and they was start for laugh. I was laugh also because I was realise of course must to be they was take many drugs alredy and are feel fuck high. Very nice! Is a my kind of sports! "You must be Gianluca" was say one man and was shake up my hand, "I'm Pete". I was quite surprising because the shake was very strong and normal. Must to be the cokes, I was think.Then I was say my favorite joke which I know is a fuck funy and evrybody is enjoy; "what stroke are you make, Pete, because I'm know you are not like the breast stroke!" , and I and stefano was laugh to much, but the mens was just look to me serious and Pete was say "erm, yes we do breast stroke. Why wouldn't we?". May be they was not understand my funy I was think, and so I was say my second joke, even so more funy and hilarios. "And are we must to wear the rubber sock, for protection against the virus?" and we was colapse to the floor with laughing. When I was look up 5 minutos more later, they all was disapear. Very stranger. I'm think they are not understand the funys.

After, we was walk to the swiming pool. The gay swimers was alredy enter to the water and begin to swiming very fastly. "Pete!" i was cry, and he was stop but was look a little annoy. "What?" "When are we take the cokes?" But just he was shake the head and continue to swiming. What a mean, mates, he was not even want share. In the fact, may be they was go for a funeral that day because all the swimers was look very intents and serios. Lucky, I was very preparation and I was bring a bag of fuck nice things that i am sure the gay swimers are like to much. First I was take up my Ipod and speakers and play the most famous gay musics of the world "Abba: Pure Gold" We was turn up very louder and begin for dancing by the pool, try for make a very sex dance - make a little jumps, wave the hands, touch the niples etc etc. the mens was stop for swiming and look to us very serios. "What the fuck are you doing?", was shout one, "turn that shit off!" but now I was become very high and was not understand nothing. Stefano was even so more high because he was before receive the concusion (he was discover 2 days later after colapse in the bus. What a funy!) and was just turn round and round, with repeat "they got dad, they got dad". Then i was reach to my bag and take up my next surprisal. This time i was know the gay swimers would to be very hapy and enjoyment ... some flashing disco lights with the many difrent colors! Evrybody knows the gays are love this things. i was plug on and the pool was fill up with many beutiful brightly lights, orange and red and green. Now stefano was trip out to much and walk to the lights with the mouth very open like a mongol and begin to wrap his body with the lights. "What the fuck are they doing now?", was shout a somebody, "get them out of here!!", but i was to high for lissen. For final, i was pull up my last surprisal, a bottle of pop-ups (amyl nitration), the favorite drugs of every gay of the world, and put under the nose of the Stefano. Sudden, the eyes of the Stefano was go to white, some salivations was fall from the mouth and he was fall to the swiming pool with the lights around the body. What an amaze, mates! was a srong explosion, many smokes and some small fires in all parts of the piscina. was similar a firework party, but everybody was shout "fuck" and "shit" instead of "oooh" and "aaaah". Stefano was look a little black and was not move and I was laugh like a craze, when sudden i was see some gay swimers climb from the pool and shout "kill that cunt". I was not understand very good, but the last time I was hear this words was in the favela when a dealer very freindly was test the strong of a lead pipe on the head of the stefano. Sensationing the dangers, i was run from the piscina very fastly. I'm not know if the gay swimers was continue the party without I, but I'm think probably yes because they was look very exciting in the end.

So mates, was a very nice experiment, no? And now i am know that the gays are swim exactly as the normals, only more agressive. So for final, i'm just like to say, Water sports for all, no matter the sexy, race or oriental. Everybody can to enjoy. LET'S DO!

[Gianluca's note: some readers may be are realise that I am live in the italy and this history was hapen in the England. Is an easy explain. I was in the holiday. And also the stefano. and also the mum of stefano. thank you.)

the coresponds

2005-10-21T15:21:00.000-07:00

Hi mates! While i am wait for go to Nigeria to mary my beutiful princess Funmilayo Badmos (she is just wait for check my passport to proof I am real italian. I was send her yesterday) i was make a funy by send the emails to some strangers. I am promise on my mama's head that all the responds are 100% exactly truth. I am not make up thems.

First I was email the AGBO . Is a tenpin bowling club for a gay new Zealands. Is a very useful because the balls of the normal club often are too heavy for this peoples.

Date: Sun, 16 Oct 2005 17:56:11 +0100 (BST)
From: "Gianluca Francetti"
Subject: bowling
To: secretary@agbo.org.nz

Dear Sirs,

I am very interesting for your gay bowling club. I am an Italian boy with 21 years that is now live in Auckland. I'm like the bowling very much and I'm also like the mens. Can you say me how I can join up your club? Also can I have some more informations. Which kind of shoes are you wear for the bowling? because my freind Stefano was say me that there is some especial "gay" shoes that we are must wear. What is? Second, which kind of balls are you use? I am really like the more colorful ones, pink, red, mauve etc. When I was try for use this balls in Italy my papa was always tell me "no", this balls are for only womens. But I think your club has more open-up-mind and you are not mind that I use such balls.

I'm wait your response with much exciting!

Gianluca Francetti

Date: Tue, 18 Oct 2005 14:36:11 +0100 (BST)
From: Mark Warden secretary@agbo.org.nz
Subject: Re: bowling
To: "Gianluca Francetti" gianlucafrancetti@yahoo.co.uk

Hi Gianluca,

Well, thanks for your interest. I'm a little concerned that you may be taking the proverbial, in which case I really suggest you find something better to do with your time, however if you're not, apologies for my suspicions and welcome aboard! If you're interested in joining just come along for a game. we meet every sunday at 4.45 at the Takapuna Bowling Centre on Fred Thomas Drive (go to the website for a map). The take-up is pretty high, so you may not get a game straight away, but it's a chance to get to know like-minded people and unwind on a sunday afternoon. With regard to the "gay" shoes, your friend may be referring, in a not particularly pleasant way, to the natty leather canvas numbers we have to wear when we take to the lanes. As for the balls, you can use any colour you like. Like you say, we're very open-minded!

Look forward to meeting you,

Mark

Date: Thu, 20 Oct 2005 04:14:14 +0100 (BST)
From: "Gianluca Francetti"
Subject: Re: Re: bowling
To: secretary@agbo.org.nz

Thank you for the informations. Is very kindly. I am not understand nothing. For first, I'm not take the proverbial. Proverbial is kind of espession, no?, like "it has rain the cat and the dog" or "there's no granny, there's fogos". I'm must wear the natty shoes, yes? Is a very nice! Kind of rasta shoes, like the natty dread. I'm like! And I'm very look forward to play with your balls. What a happy! C u sunday!!!

Date: Thu, 20 Oct 2005 15:41:09 +0100 (BST)
From: Mark Warden secretary@agbo.org.nz
Subject: Re: bowling
To: "Gianluca Francetti" gianlucafrancetti@yahoo.co.uk

Hmmm, possibly. I reckon this might be a wind-up.

Next I was email Frank. Are you know him? He have got a fuck nice website, that is give all the good advices for take the drugs. My britanic freind was tell me that his website is support from the goverment. What a craze! I'm know all britanics are love the drugs and are take evry day with the cup of teas, but I'm not know even so Tony Blare is love thems. Anywhere, I was write this one ...

-----Original Message-----
Sent: Wednesday, October 26, 2005 11:59 AM To: Talktofrank
Subject: TALK TO FRANK - Website Email Request
TALK TO FRANKWebsite Email RequestName: Gianluca
Email: gianlucafrancetti@yahoo.co.uk

Question: Dear frank, Is a very nice site thank you, and a very useful for find informations about the drugs. Please can you tell me what is the best kind of cokes. My freind says Peruvian uncut but I'm think Colombian chalk dust is the fuck best. Also what is best way for take? Always me and my freinds are smell, but Stefano was tell me is ok to smoke. Is true?
Requested: 26/10/2005 11:59:26

Then Frank was send me this fuck boring answer ...

Thank you for your email,
We are sorry for the delay in responding to you. We have been experiencing some technical problems which have been causing delays to the service.
In Britain and America the most common form of cocaine is as a white crystalline powder. Most users sniff it up the nose, often through a rolled banknote or straw. Cocaine produces sensations of alertness, confidence, and well being. The effects are similar to speed but stronger. People can feel on top of the world. The effects also wear off more quickly than speed. It's more powerful than speed and people who take it run a higher risk of heart failure. The effects last roughly 30 minutes, and users are often left craving more. People may also take more to delay the comedown (tiredness and depression). Cocaine can leave users feeling tired and depressed for one or two days and sometimes longer. It can cause chest pain and heart problems that can be fatal. Heavy use can cause convulsions. It is addictive - a habit can be expensive and hard to control. Continued long term use can lead to [blah blah blah fuck boring stuffs - Gianluca]

I was try again ...

Subject: TALK TO FRANK - Website Email Request
TALK TO FRANK Website
Email RequestName: Gianluca
Email: gianlucafrancetti@yahoo.co.uk

Thank you for your email. Is a respond very rubish. i'm know alredy this informations of the cokes. I and my freinds are take always in the drugs partys. You was not answer my question. In the fact, I'm think is an automatic. I was ask very clear, WHAT IS THE MORE BETTER WAY FOR TAKE COKES - WITH THE NOSE OR IN THE JOINT? AND WHICH IS THE MOST STRONGEST? Plaese answer me good.

Frank was response ...

Thank you for your email. We are very sorry that you did not find our original response helpful. Talk to Frank is an independent and confidential 24 hour drug advice service. While we strive to be non-judgemental and accurate at all times, our primary goal is to inform young people of the dangers and health risks associated with the use of illegal drugs. We will not condone or promote the use of drugs. To find out about literature that's available and for details of local drug treatment and support services in your area please call FRANK on 0800 77 66 00 quoting "FRANK email" You will be transferred to a specialist advisor who can help you further. Alternatively you could visit www.talktofrank.com for more information.

Sent: Friday, October 28, 2005 17:31 To: Talktofrank
Subject: TALK TO FRANK - Website Email Request TALK TO FRANK
Website Email RequestName: Gianluca
Email: gianlucafrancetti@yahoo.co.uk

Thank you. I'm not understand nothing. Anywhere, the man that is sell the cokes for me is a very kindly and was give me the answer. is a much more better that we smell. I'm try now, one minute plaese ...
Yes. he is a right. What a happy!!

You can imagination mates, i was very disapointing. Frank was not help me. Thanks God I am not a really fuck-up Britanic junk-head. How he can say he is help the drug adicts, but is not tell thems where for find the best ones?? Is a shit.

Next i was email ask the site. Is a website very funy. the people are write the questions for the sex diseases, for example HIV-Aid, vagina thrush, crab fanny, parson's green etc etc. I and my freinds often are read and laugh. So I was write this one ...

Question: I'm a little worry. My freind Grant was invite me to a "bunny hopping" party. Is where at first everybody is take many ecstasys. Then all the girls are make the shape of a bunny and all the boys are hang down the penises and receive a wank. The girls are not wear the gloves. Is a danger? I'm will catch the bird flu?

Answer: Hello. Thank you for your message to askTheSite. You have told us that you are worried as your friend has invited you to a "bunny hopping" party. You go on to explain that everyone takes ecstasy and the girls wank (masturbate ) the boys. You mention that the girls do not wear gloves and you have asked if there is danger. You have also asked if you will catch bird flu. Having sexual contact with others puts you at risk of sexually transmitted infections (STI's). There are many different types of STIs and they can be spread in different ways, not just through penetrative sex. You can find more information on infections, including how they are transmitted, from the following link: infections Taking drugs such as ecstasy can effect a person's ability to make judgments and some people find themselves acting in ways that they wouldn't usually. You may want to bring some contraception with you to the party. Condoms help prevent the spread of STIs and can also be used for oral sex. Dental dams (thin squares of latex) can also be used as a barrier during sex involving contact between the mouth and the vagina. Contact your local GUM clinic for details.You have also asked about bird flu. Bird flu is a viral disease in animals. So far, there have been no known cases of the virus affecting humans in the UK. For further information on the following link: Bird Flu It is important not to feel pressurised into doing anything that you are not comfortable with. What's right for one person isn't necessarily right for someone else. For advice and information on anything to do with sex and relationships, you can visit you local Brook Centre. Advice is given in confidence and the contraception will be free. We have several Brook Centres in London. For details of your nearest Brook Centre, click on the following link: Go To Brook If you want to discuss your situation, you can call the Brook Freephone Helpline on 0800 0185 023. To get details of local services texted direct to your mobile phone, you can text Brook your postcode (click here for information). We hope you find this information useful but please contact askTheSite again if you have any further questions, please contact us again if you have any further queries. Question answered by Brook

What are they fuck talk about?? They are want me to lick a birds? And the condom can be use for oral sex? I'm not know this one. I am wear it on my tongue? And why are they want me to buy Gum??? I am sure this is not a good protect. Fuck idiotics.

then I was write 2 more letters but I never was receive the respond. First I was email this cunts

Date: Sun, 16 Oct 2005 17:36:47 +0100 (BST)
From: "Gianluca Francetti"
Subject: hunting trips
To: jroche@magnumguideservice.com

Dear Sirs,

My name is Gianluca. I am an Italian with 21 years that now is live in Texas. I am very intresting for your hunting trip-outs. Seems a very nice. Can you give to me some more informations. First of all, how are you hunt? Are you use the guns or the spears? In Italy we are make the hunt with spears. we are throw to cats, porcupines, goats and sometimes albanians. Second of all, although I hate all the animals, I'm in particularly hate the cats. Is there some opportunitys to hunt this f***ers?

Many thank yous

Gianluca Francetti

And for final I was email the gay swimmers. they are not have the website, I think because thay are always in the water and they are not want to make a splash on the computer. My britanic freind was see there advertise in the university. So i was write ...

Date: Sun, 16 Oct 2005 17:17:11 +0100 (BST)
From: "Gianluca Francetti" View Contact Details
Subject: swiming club
To: gayswimmers@hotmail.co.uk

Dear Sirs,

I am very interesting for your swiming club. Sounds a nice. I am italian boy with 21 years that is live in the london. I am very good in swiming and my body is a quite nice. What time are you meet and which piscina are you use? Also can you say me more detales. What strokes are you make. Front crawls, back crawls, batter -fly etc? I'm sure you are not like the breast stroke. Secondly, what equipments am I need? Are we must wear the rubber sock to protection from diseases?
thank you,
Gianluca Francetti

But they never was respond. what a shames. I am wait still.

Anywhere mates, are you like to write the funny letters? Why you are not try? And send for me. We can to laugh and have a funy! Lets do!!

the depresions

2005-10-21T14:57:00.000-07:00

Hi mates! Many greatings! But wait, before you are return the greatings I'm must to say you I am suffer the great depresions. I am not here nothing from my beutiful wife Princess Funmilayo Badmos (may be she is an angry because I was call to her "Princess badass" in the email because i was so exciting for think of sex her in the hot suny in the shadow of a small giraffe). For make the maths more badder, i am very fuck poor. I'm not understand nothing but I'm have no moneys. when I was look to my bank count yesterday there was fuck minus 15000 euros. But i'm not remember nothing. 2 nights prevous I was send the email for my princess, speak some dirtys and give some more detales of myself as she was request (sex fantasys, size of penis, account number, sort code etc). Then I, Stefano and Jans was smoke up some acids, speeds and triethanolamine methylicate in a big bongo and wake up 45 hours after in the park, with Stefano in the tree sing like a bird and my germanic freind, that is normaly never make a funy, pretend for be a bird-eating spider and try for eat up the Stefano. as soon as possible the branch was break, and both cunts was fall to the ground, with stefano land to his head. Was a very funy! may be Stefano has the concusion! We are not know because he is not wake up yet, but I'm will say you the news as soon as possible. Anywhere mates I'M NOT REMEMBER NOTHING! Is posible I was spend 15000 euros? I'm remember only go for one bar. What was fuck happen? Now I am too much worry. May be my princess will be a fuck angry because I was spend the money for the weding. May be she will break out with me. Fuck mates, I am cry! Plaese help! may be you are can to donation some money? Plaese say me if you're will can help to me. Then I'm will give you all my bank detales and you can to put some moneys in my acount. Thank you mates, is a very urgency. My princess badass is wait me ....

More happys

2005-10-16T07:24:00.000-07:00

Mates, things are become more and more better. I was make a contact with my future wife, Princess Funmilayo Badmos, on the email. She is very kindly and clever and is speak a very good english, even so more better then me! Anywhere, she was ask me for my bank account detales because she is want to give me some money. Can you beleive? A princess, that is want to make the anal sex with me! And is want give to me the money! I'm very exciting. Is a great happy! See you in africa, mates!!

I am pull up!

2005-10-15T05:35:00.000-07:00

What a happy, mates, I think I have make a pull-up! Yesterday I was check the email and was receive the message from one very sex beutiful nigeria girl. Also she is a very clever, she was study in the university of nigeria., that is similar for my experiance, i was study in st. giles, university of england. Not a girl only, a princess! Mates! I'm will be a rich! I'm not understand good her message, quite a long and boring by the begining but is very clear she is want to make the anal sex with me (I am highlite this request) and her family also. For me this is a kind of sickness, of couse I'm not will bum her dad!! But still is a kind invitation and now I am preparation my air ticket. Where is Nigeria? Is near africa? I'm a little scare about this contry because I know they are not like the Italy mens since all the racism journalists was throw the bananas to haile selasie when he was sing his song "War, what is it good for? Absolutely nothing. No" at the 1938 world cup. (Is a very nice song but I'm not understand the words). Anywhere, my next message will from africa, in the hot sunny, with a beutiful princess making a wank for me on the back of a elefant. What a happy!!

PLEASE REPLY

Dear Janiero,
Good day and Compliments, I am a female Student of University of Nigeria, Lagos, (25) and Pursuing my Second Degree course. I like people who Could be Caring, loving and home oriented above all sincere And honest to Be entrusted with this long-term relationship.AndAgain I like fraternity Of helpers`` that have the tenacity and willpower to Not back-off or give Up until ``you succeed ``especially in a case of Where one is being Oppressed due to gender disparity. I would like to build up a solid foundation with that person that will be in the anals of my life and that of my family.Well, my father died earlier two months ago and left I and my family behind. He was a king, which our town citizens titled him over sixteen years before his death. I was a Princess to him and the first bornchildthat could take charge of his wealth after his death.As the most Senior more than eight years older than my younger once,well because of the difficulties Our Mother had before she startedgiving birth again infact my Brother was considered a miraculous child.More over couple with the fact that my mother is not too literateincreased my responsibility in the family I'm now seenas the engine that runs the family.As a matter of fact,my dad deposited the sum of US $ 7 Million dollarsin with D.D.S.C SECURITY EXCHANGE CORPORATION IN EUROUPE.This money was annually paid into my late fathers account before hetransfered it to the Security Company from Shell Petroleum DevelopmentCompany(SPDC)and> Chevron Oil Company operating in our locality for thecompensation of youth and community development in our jurisdiction.Just recently there has been attempts by my fathers kindred members whofeels that they can oppress me because of not onlytheir greediness but also as a female that I'am. But that Godwho has granted me wisdom in my approach with them. Like theysay is good to make hess while the sun shines I agreed with myFamily (My Mother and my Youger Brother) to Transfer this Sum out oftheSecurty Company and posibly Invest it abroad too before the knowlegdeofthose greedy Fellows.It is against this background that I'm contacting you in confidencethatyou will assist me in tranfering this Money out of the Security Companyand posibly advice me on how best to invest it in your country. I'mconfident that you are going to assist me so that no one will take overwhat rightly belonds to my father andour family too, as they are planig to do so. Besides, I still leavesome portion of blame to Our Culture that do not also have respect forWomen.Now,i urgently need your humble assistance to transfer this money intoyour releable custody thats Bank Account, That is why I felt happy whenI saw your contact because I strongly believe that bythe grace of God, you will help me invest this money wisely.I have concluded with my Lawyer to pay you 20% of the total amount for your sincere assistance and maybe after the investment 10%interest of Annual Income for handling this business for us cos we might make oneoft he Stake Holders.Please If your going to be sincere in handling this project and againhelp me in lifting this fund out of the Security company, kindly getbact to me as soon as posible so that I could link you to my Lawyer forthe necessary Legal Documentations to that covers the money and furtherdiscussions. Please, note that this transaction is 100% risk free and Ihope to commence the transaction as quick aspossible Please don't forget that as soon as the transfer is Completed I willSend my Lawyer or Travel down myself for Investment. At this junction Iwill need this things for easy Communication. Requirement.1) YOUR CONTACT ADDRESS2) DIRECT PHONE & FAX NO.Please reply only to my private email adressfunmilayo2995_badmus2003@yahoo.itThanks for your understanding and anticipatedco-operation.Yours Sincerly,
Princess Funmilayo Badmos

Somaliacs

2005-09-23T15:47:00.000-07:00

I'm like Somaliacs to much but I'm think the ladys are a little laze. why they are not even get dress on the morning, just leave the bed and take the bedsheets with thems. Maybe they are want sleep a litle more. In the autobus this morning Stefano was trip off one Somaliacs bed sheet and make a fall to the floor. 3 bones was break - pelvic, elbow, spare rib and maybe funy bone also because evrybody was laugh to much, even so the driver when he was crash to the tree!! Is nice for start the day with a funy, yes mates?

what a rubish

2005-09-12T12:38:00.000-07:00

Hi mates! Again sorrys I'm not write since a long times but I was try for make a suicide with myself after watch the football match of Italia v the scotsland. I am a fuck angry. are you know the mark? 1 - 1. yes mates, you are hear corect. 1 fuck 1 !!. Is the die of football and we must to make a funaral. I'm not believe the Italia can to play so much rubish. How we can make a draw with such a contry? For first, is not even a country. Just is a small north-south part of the england (also call the united Britanic). For second is a country with the most terror kitchen in the all world. Evry day they are eat (in order of repulse) Hoggis (congealed pig seamens) , Pig foots soup, blood dessert, deep fry choclate cake, and for the youngs peoples, Heroin Pie. Is for this reason that 87 per cent of the Scotch peoples are suffer the heart attack during first 12 years of there lifes. And Italia was make a draw!! Are you know that in the world cup of 1974, 9 of the 11 players was suffer the heart attack during the first round? And in the 1978, team captain Anus McBagpipe was died in the pitch after was consumtion half bottel of whiskey and one packet of deep fry licorice allsorts in the bath. For third, is well know that all the mens are wear skirts. Is OK, but under the skirts they are put some boots over the penis and make the sex act with this clothes. I'm know for this because my england freind was tell me a history that one day a scotch was enter in the pub, lift off the skirt and show to the boot on his penis. when the england peoples was cry "what are you fuck do?", the scotch was reply "Eye (scotch espression), I'm just fucking aboot". When my england freind was say this history evry body was laugh. But I'm not think is a funy. For me is a kind of sickness.
Anywhere, is a very disapoint. fuck to football. I'm prefer watch the horse jumps now.

Danger! The Acids

2005-09-07T16:58:00.000-07:00

Pay atention for the acids, mates. Is a very danger. Yesterday my freind Stefano was have a very funny accident. We was take 3 acids from the favela. At first was very funy. I was laugh for evrything, even so the not funys. Even I was laugh when my Germanic freind was make a joke. Normal this is an imposible. But soon was become very strong and intents. I was become like a craze monster, strange sounds was leave from my mouth and when my mama was call me I was try for eat the phone. Then sudenly Stefano was believe he was an ostrich and was jump off the window of the 4th floor. What a craze! He was so trip that he was forget the Ostrich cannot fly! For all the flyer birds Stefano can choose - HE WAS CHOOSE THE FUCK OSTRICH!! Now of course he is return to the hospitel with a breaked pelvic. What a shames.
Yesterday when I was visit to him I was bring to the hospitel a pit of sand. Why? For Stefano to berial his head. ha ha ha ha!!

The Writers Black

2005-09-01T15:42:00.000-07:00

Hi mates! Sorry I'm not write since a long times but I was have a very serios mentalism. I was have the "writers black". Are you know of this, goozers? Is a condicion very serios that is afflect only the writers very genius, for example I, Umberto Eco, George Orwells (TV presenter and creater for big brother), Shakin' Stevens (15th century britanic playwrite) etc. What is happen? I'm say you. The writer is wake up and very suden is forget evrything - how to spell the words, where to make the puncutation, even so how to hold the pen or switch on the computer. Therfor evry time the writer is look to the computer can only see the black ("writers black"). This condicion was afflect also the musicans. Jim Morisons was suffer a "black attack" live on stage in Florida. When he was sing his song "Crawling King Snake", he was sudden forget the words and so was take out his penis for to make a mime. But the police were not understand his disease and arrest him. (Morisons was very disapointing and soon after left the band for open his supermarket). Also, Stevens the Cat, soon after he was change to islamic religon, was forget the words for all his songs and also the base lines and so was never perform thems again. Even so he was forget his name and the local rabbi (islamic father) was have to give a new one ("Salmon Rushdie"). This is why he was not an angry when the Westlife (shit fuck crap rubish lesbian boy band) made a cover-up of his song "Sons and Daughters". He was not know it was his song!
Anywhere, I was very worry for my condicion. I was not ability to write any historys and become very scare that my fanatics would be dessert me. Then I was remember the word of my old enemy, Grant Edmunds. He was say very clear is good for wank with lissen to the favorite musicals, something very strong and power, for example Sysem of a Down. So I am do! I was put the fuck best System of a Down record, "Mezmerize" and begin to make a wank very strong and determination. As soon as possible I was feel a good power flow about my vains! And soon I was begin for ejaculation. But not the seamens! No! Was the words. And not leave from the penis but from the hands!! I was writing, more and more and morer, the words make a song and dancing from the mind! I'm thanks to you edmunds. the wank is cure very nice. I'm not feel the writers black now, just an intents power and inspire. I'm remember the spell, the gramatic, the all. WHAT A HAPPY! Now, let me to think ... what I'm will write for ... I'm know ... THE SPORTS ...

the sports

2005-08-31T16:16:00.000-07:00

In Italia September is fuck happy time. is the time for return of the football. Italy peoples are love the football to much, especialy the fanatics as me. I am cheer AC Milano, fuck best team of the world. Milano have now the holigans very good. As the British we are like the violent, but without the phisical contact (we are not so idiot as the english to make dirty our cloths). We are prefer just throw things to the other fanatics (coins, darts, motorbikes etc) and make the facism (I'm prefer rastafari but for the football the agressives is more better) So for celebration this lovely time, i'm dicide to write for the sports. Because evrybody is love the sports, even so the gays! ( horse jumps, badminton).

Football: is fuck best sports of the world. Are you ever notice that all contrys that are not like this sport have a mental deficient? USA - one in 5 mens is a fat, Australia - one in tens mens is a womens, New Zealand - one in 5 mens is a sheeps etc etc etc. Football was invent for the british. In the fact, most of sports was invent for the british but always they were forget how to play! Always they was invent a sports, lose to evry contry of the worls, invent an other sports, lose to evry conty of the world , invent an other sports, lose again etc etc etc. But the invent of football is a very disgust and sickness story. Is dificult for me to explain you such a horrible but I'm will try ...
Football was invent in the public school (especial institute for boys that are not like girls). in this schools had some very pervert games. One was call "sticky biscit". the boys was sit in the circle, take the biscuit (or cake, somtimes toast, may be melon) and put some music on the stereo (or "grammar phone" in this times). When the music was stop, the boy that was hold the biscuit was have to ... (sorry mates, i'm not enjoy this) ... make a wank to the biscuit! then eat up it!! Yes mates, I'm not joke!! Anywhere, one day the boys was play this fuck sickness game and the teacher was enter sudden the room. the boy with the biscit was become very scare and throw it off the window, the teacher was try to look, the boys were jump from the window and kick the biscit far away so teacher was not see, as soon as possible evrybody was chase the biscit, kick and run, kick and run .... and so the game of football was birth.

Cricket - Also call croquette. Fuck rubish sports. Of course invent for the British. Is a game very unfair. One team have 11 mens and an other have 2. The 11 mens are try to throw the ball to the other mens head. Only the contrys that are shit in football (Indian, Pakistan, Austria etc) are allow for play this game. the referee is call an "empire" for remember the britanic history and make the england feel more better when they are lose to every teams.

Horse race: The horses are race with some dwarfs on the backs. the dwarfs are allow hit the horse very hard with magic wand and shout "cunt" and "wanker" to the animals. is ok becuase the horse is not understand.
Are you know that if the horse is ejaculate before the race he is become tired and is not want run fastly? For this reason now some people are wank the horse before the race for make a sabotage. In 1981, the IRA was wank a very famos Ireland horse call Shogun. But because they was Catolic after wank it they was have to shot it! (Is ileagal that Catolics are make a wank, even so for animals. For more explain, see my text "the religons").

Rugby - sometimes call Wales. I'm never see this game but my freind Stefano was say me about that. I was explain before, so I'm will quickly ... 9 mens are hold to each other in very gay way and try push an others 9 mens into the sea. Is call a "scrumbag" The referee is drop an egg to the middle and all the mens are try for step the egg. The scrumbag is finish when the egg is break or one team is drown. Some times the scrumbag is duration a very long times. The most long was in 1973, between Britain and Scotland, and was continue for 4 days and a half. Only was finish when one Britanic was become to hungry and was eat the ear of a Scotch player. Some times the players are disapear in the scrumbag and no body is never see thems again (Jonny Wilkinson).

War - not oficial a sport but is similar. Contrys are play each others and sometimes have a world cup, for example 1914 and 1939. Now is favorite sport of America. Also is national sport of the Germany. Is why for germany is very impotant to beat the england in football. they are fuck angry that the england were beat thems in there national sport two times, and are want make the revenge!

Hi goozers!

2005-08-21T03:26:00.000-07:00

Many greatings mates! But lissen please. Yesterday I was receive the news very intresting. I'm like to tell. My good freind Stefano Amaretto was yesterday return from the United Britain. He was went this rubish country for have the operation. (Are you know mates, the british peoples are very kindly and they are give free medicin traetment for all peoples of the world? only you must to stay in the waiting room for 2 weeks. Also the nurses are not beutiful as italy ones. They are all come from New Zeeland, a new iceland in north of holland, for work and for learn about the british culture, that is ecstacys, speeds, cokes etc. the populaton of New Zeeland is 165 and national sport I think is call "Wales" a game very gay where 9 mens make with linking arms and legs and smelling an others testiculars, try to push an other 9 mens into the sea. the referee is a sheeps)
Anywhere, I'm lose the point. Sorry (to much weeds!). Yes mates, my freind Stefano was return from the england (that is another name for united britain. british peoples are very confusion about their county. Sometime the football fanatics are go another county and are become very angry when somebody is use the wrong name. Then they are destroy the all town) He was have 2 operationals. one for his lung that was colapse after smoke a very big bongo (for more explain, plaese look to my history "what a funny!"). The other was for the ear. this is an others funny history. Since 2 years ago Stefano and I was study in St. Giles international, that is part of university of england. We was all live in the 5 floor and always was have a funny. One day, Murad the very craze russia guy was wanted to practice the wresling. We was make the wresling in the roof garden but before was take therfore many speeds and cokes. MURAD WAS BECOME VERY CRAZE! Was start leave white stuffs from the mouth and was shout like a very craze monster. Than Murad was bite out the half of the ear of the Stefano! Was to much a funny!! Of course now when we are remember this very funny history we are laugh and laugh (even so I must to shout. Stefano is not hear very good)
Anywhere, again I'm lose the point. Stefano was tell me that in england now the peoples are not say "mates". Now the white peoples are say "goozers". And the blacks are say "bruvvies". Is true? Is very impotant for me that i am learn all the british slags and cocknys. So, british goozers! (and bruvvy! i'm think i'm know one black), plaese say me the true. and also plaese say me an other cockny language. Other goozers! plaese say me the slangs of your country. I'm wait your coments!!

The enviroment

2005-08-14T02:52:00.000-07:00

Hi mates! But lissen plaese. I'm become serios again. Mates, the enviroment is too impotant. It is give us the life but we are just fuck up with it. Since the history of the world was begin, many musicans are tell us "plaese to be more careful with the enviroment. Is a very impotant". Jim Morisons, that was also buy Safeways (fuck rubish British supermarket), was tell us "not to touch the earth" , Katrina and the Waves was warn us about ozone with "walking on sunshine" and famous Austria band "Midnight Oil" was warn us about smoking in the bed, that is cause many forest fires that is nearly destroy all of Austria mountain people - the Aboriginals, with the song "beds are burning". But we are not lissen. So now I'm like to present for you my 10 best advices for to save the planet. Like the famous British supermarket Texaco is always say "evry little helps". But I'm not understand this sentence. I'm think is a fuck rubish english, no?

1. NOT to use the deodorant. the deodarant is make a damage to the ozone layer. this is the "protective sheath" aroung the planet which is make the sunshine and prevent to much rain. If the ozone layer is finish the wether is become very bad and all countrys are become like united kingdom with only rains and ugly womens. (Is well know that sunshine is produce serotonin. this is a chemical genetic which is make the womens more beutiful). some countrys are start alredy. For example in France, Spain, Greek, there womens never are use the deodernt. For this reason they can to grow the hairs very long under the arms.

2. NOT to make a wank in the shower (mens only). Is a very time-consumating experence and you can to lose a lot of waters. Also evrybody know is very impotant for the enviroment to save the energy, and of course you are lose very less energy when you are make a wank in the bed or sofa.

3. DO to eat in the McDonalds and not to the Burger King. An intresting. I'm invite you to consider to compare the Big Mac with the Whopper. In the whopper of burger king you can find to much fresh fruits and vegtables (onions, basils, creme of tomate etc). "What is the fuck problem?" I'm hear you are cry. But lissen please. I explain you. this vegtables are come from the favelas of Milan, Rio de Janeiro, Santiago and Barnes Bridge (for more explain about Favelas, plaese look to my text "What a funny") The Burger King are not pay the poor people for the vegtables. Simply they are chop down the houses and shot the inhabiters. Just for prophet! What a shames.

4. DO to save the trees. I was read the other day some news very shit. Are you know that in Brazil in the rain forrests the Amazon peoples are evry day chop down "an area of forest equivalent to 30 football pitches"? THIS IS A FUCK RIDICULOUS. I'm know the Brazils are love the football and play very good, but plaese, they are not need 30 pitches. Evry day! Is to selfish. Now I'm not surprising always they are win the World Cup. I'm think FIFA must to investigation.

5. DO to recycle. Is very impotant to use the bicicle because the car is fuck up with the enviroment to much. I'm not know why.

6. DO to refurbish evrything you use, that is glasses, papers, plastics, rizlas etc. Yes mates, we can use most of things again again again. In italy we are have the especial places where we can to go for refurbishment. is call a bank. For example there is the bottle bank for refurbish glasses, paper bank for refurbish papers, even so we have a sperm (small animals that are live in the seamens) bank. This is a place very nice where you can go and a nurse very sexy will make a wank for you. The sperm that you are produce is then use for give pleasure to hundreds of womens that are not have boyfriends. Of course to give the pleasure to many diffrent womens is a normal for Italy mens as me, but for an others that are not can do this in the real life (Edmunds, Fansam, gays, priests, etc) is a graet opportunity. But pay atention! After 18 years the women is allow to discover who was it that was give her such nice organism many years before. if she is find you she can ask to you for a marry. Can be very inconveniance.

6. NOT to eat franch beef. Are you know that the medium cow in the France is earn more money then half of the world populations? Yes mates, THEY ARE GIVE THE MONEY FOR THE FUCK COWS! Is a really ridiculous. The cow is not understand the money! I'm not like the France and I'm not like the EU. Why I am to pay the tax for the franch farmer to put an other onion to his neck? Or for the laze Spanch peoples to sleep one hour more in the fuck day! Or for the Polish to have a biger cabage in the soup? Fuck to.

7. NOT to put rubish musics. Evrybody are know about air polution, water polution, river polution etc but are you know exist also the noise polution? This is happen usually when the youngs peoples are take the ecstacies. (I'm like the ecstacy but is not my favorite drug because a) sometimes can make to me feeling a little gay, even so I want kiss my freinds that is mens b) can make you forget the strong power music like SOAD or Metalica and just want dance like the monkey with fuck rubish sounds.). In the ecstacy clubs the TJs are put music very loud, for example house, garage house, is this tech-house? , lunatic asylum house, Balearic biscuit breaks etc This musics are disapear to the air where they are polute the atmospere and produce more rains. this is why is never rain in the history of Australia. Because of the ecstacy is to expensive.

8. NOT to melt the ice cubes. Some body was tell me that is very danger to melt the ice cubes because it is cause the sea to raise and the countrys very small will be drown. For first I was very surprising. The ice cubes are small and only have a little waters inside. But I'm think about it more and I'm understand. Of course in a day very hot, when is evrybody in the world drink the cocktails, is make a lot of ice. That is mean to much water if is melt. Aparently the ice cubes are especialy problem in the north and south poles. Again I am surprising. I'm not think they are need cold drinks in this places. The poland is a very freezing, no?

Mates! Are you know any other importants for the eviroment? Plaese say me! Only, we are a nothing. Together, we are a all!! Plaease make the coments!!!

Date-ups

2005-08-14T02:20:00.000-07:00

Flash of news very urgency!!
Hi mates! If you are like to receive regulerly the date-ups for evry time I am write new history, plaese send to me the email for gianlucafrancetti@yahoo.co.uk with the title "yes plaese! I am love to receive the date-ups!" With the help of Jah, I'm will add you to my list! (If you are alredy receive the emails you are not need for do this. Is a lose of time)

what a funny!

2005-08-08T07:08:00.000-07:00

Yesterday was have a very funny. Lissen plaese and I explain you ...

Little peoples know that in Milano have many "favelas". "Favela" is a place near of the station of train where the peoples poor are grow many fruits and vegtables. in brazil have many favelas also. Is for this reason there have so many fresh fruits for example peach, plums, celeries, coconogs, creme of strawbery, creme of tomate etc. (I´m confusuion about brazil. For first, why so small contry which you never can see in the newspaper is so good in the olimpics, football, ping pong etc. For second how can be a contry so poor with the womens so beutiful. Why they are not sell some womens to the contrys with the womens very ugly, for example united kingdom, scotland, lithuana etc. (Anywhere, I´m lose the point))
Therefor never the less however my good freind Stefano Amaretto was come for visit me. We was play stations and watch some porns but as soon as possibly we was become boring. We have decide go to Favela to buy some weeds (Both we are love the weeds). In the favela is very danger area with many rastas and some poison vegtables. But we are respect the rasta religon so they are not fuck up with us. O f course therefore we was buy some weeds from one rasta but I´m think he was a non-beleiver (look to the religons) because when we was arrive to the home we see he was sell us some shit from the kitchen that is some kind of herbivores I´m think was basils or nutmegs. (Dont worry mates, I´m will return to burn his pumpkins) Anywhere, we was not want lose our money so we decide, fuck to, lets smoke up! We was smoke in a bongo very big with some vodkas in the botom and some moments later ... WHAT A FUNNY! STEFANO WAS COLAPSE HIS LUNG!! We was laugh and cry even so with Stefano was cough his blood to the floor. When the ambulanse mens was arrive they also was very excited, but not laughing (I´m think they have a stress). Stefano is in the hospitel now with acute poisoning but we are both laugh (or Stefano make gurgle) when we are think of this funny history!

Mates are you have some funny story about the drugs acidents? plaese say me!

the religion

2005-08-02T04:06:00.000-07:00

Many greatings mates! But lisen plaese, I´m become serios. In this moment the world have to much trouble for the religion. in the other words, the religion is make to the world alot of troubles. Never the less, there is to much trouble make by religion. So today I want speak about religions. Jah is tell to us always "no more fussin´ and fightin´ plaese" but we are not lissen. Just we keep making troubles and suiciding each other. I think is because we are not understand the other religions. Lars Ulrich sayed one day "all we need is a little understanding". I´m like Lars too much, but really is a bullshit. We need a big one.

When I was in the university of england, St. Giles internatonal, i was read too much books of religion. For this I want explain you. So if you will plaese mates, sit down and allow me explain you ...

Theer are 3 big religions in the world - Catolic, islamics and rastafari. this ones are the only impotants. Yes there are some small rubish ones in India and also there is a jewish, but is not popular, especialy in Italy.

Islamics:

Most of Islamics are fanatics. They are all come from islamabad that is in India. Somtimes can be craze but they have some ideas very good. For example the ugly womens must to cover the face. This is for the husband not be embarass. Like the jewish they are beleive not to wank the pig, and for one month, the Ramadan, they are only drink non-alcohol beer, for example Kaliber. Also is imposible for have a gay islamic. If an islamic is feel gay he must to see a doctor or change for hindu (very funny religion of India, turkey, Slovena etc)

Catolic:

For me Catolic is fuck best religion of the world, but pay atention I´m not a racism. In Italy all peoples is Catolic. Is ilegal for not be Catolic. For Catollic also is ilegal for have wank. Many Catolics are hate himselfs for this reason. I´m know one story of the priest in south africa that did shot a monkey that was wank in the church. Is true! the Catolics beleive to Jesus crist but they are prefer more Mary. For this reason they are diffrent to prosetants. Prosetants are beleive that Mary was a prostatute that was make sex with the Jesus. For me this is somthing very stupid and sickness. How can a man make sex with his mother and then his mother birth him? Is a fuck ridiculous!! Since recently the prosetants was replace the bible for a new book, very stupid, called "the da Vinci code". to be honestly, in Italy we say fuck to this book. is a shit.

Rastafari:
Finaly I and I want spaek about Rastafari. I´m forget to say you, i am rastafari and for me is fuck best religion. Very better then anothers. Allow me explain you.
The "central tenet" of rastafari is to smoke as many spliffs as posible in one day. More then 20 is acheive "Nirvana", a physical state of higher consciousness very nice where you are forget the ego - name, adress, date of birth etc. Most of rastafari are worship to Bob marley. of coarse everybody are know that Bob Marley was a regae singer very good but little peoples know also that he was the king of Ethiopia, a small iceland near to Jamaica. Some "rastafari" are worship to Peter Tosh becase he can smoke more spliffs then Marley. However this rastas are known like "non-beleivers" or "false jews" by the Marleyisms. there is one history very intresting about how bob Marley was die. Bob was die for cancer in the foot. In 1971 was the football match between team of Marley "the Reggae boyz", and one rubish team from British DJs of radio 1. Becaus the radio 1 are hate the reggae (racism), famos British DJ Danny Baker was tackle Bob Marley very hard and Marley was catch the cancer. For this reason today Baker is call "Rastashunter" or "Babylon Cocky Knee" by rastafari of the world. Today there is still "fatwah" in his head.

Mates. I hope you are learn many things. if you are know some more intrestings of the religion, plaese say me!

the holidays

2005-07-29T10:33:00.000-07:00

I'm like the holidays. Since 2 years i was study in st. giles international, that is part of university of england. I was teach very nice i think you see my english is big improve. Evry day we was have a funny, parties in the boat, parties in the disco, racing of dogs, beer n skittles, throw people to the river etc. I have many remembers. My best remember is one time Murad, a very craze russia guy, and me was take some speeds and cokes. Therefore we burn to the room. As soon as posible evrything was burn, even so the hairs of the columbia girl. We was laugh and make a funny, even in the hospitel!

Mates! are you have some nice remembers of your holidays? Plaese say me!

Grant Edmunds: First enemy of the public

2005-07-26T17:32:00.000-07:00

I must information. My blogspot has inspired by Grant Edmunds. Are you know him? When i see one man so idiot like Edmunds can hav website, I decide "fuck to Edmunds, I too!".

Problems of edmunds:
1. He like wank with lissen System of a Down. For me this is somthing very gay. Or mentalistic. System of a Down is a music very deep, big power, intents and beutifull. To wank is not understand. Maybe he is wank the pigs like my freind in danmark! If you are fanatic of System of a Down as I, please say him fuck off at his website. or if somone is know his adress, we can burn to his fuck house.

2. He say he's take many pills but no feel nothing. But he's receive them from his mum! What a gay!! Is not real drugs experience. My freinds and I can take to much drugs. We take always speeds and cokes and Methylisothiazolinone PVP. But always we buy from the danger area. From the mum is too pussy! For have a funny with the drugs, must be buy from the man strong and cruel, especialy the black.

Best 6 idiomatics of Italy

2005-07-25T07:03:00.000-07:00

Hi mates! In italy we have a lots of beutiful espressions. in Italian is too funny. i beleive in english can be more funny. For that I translate for you ...

Best 5 idiomatics of Italy:

1. "if it gets any spiller, i'm calling uncle truncheon"

Is to say when you're making a party (drugs party or normal) and many strangers coming to crash the door. That means you can call to pigs if there is spill beer or vodka to the floor. Yes please, I don't like pigs but is good to fuck off the strangers!

2. "Money is a fuck off but I like"

You can tell this when you earn too much money in the casino. Is best to tell with smiling for your freind who is lost all money and maybe next week is without home. Can be ironical.

3. "There's no granny, there's fogos"

Very good one. Is from the story Little Girl Red Hat. Is story very famos in italy. A little girl go to the house of granny but in the bed there is no granny, there is fogos want to eat her. Is same like you find a girl very sexy in the disco but then you discover he's really man. you can cry this very scare when you make touch the penis. Is confusion.

4. "She's prefer white chocolate"

For say about a girl who is not respect her vagina. That one she permit the mens to enter her house from back garden only.

5. "Does he lesbian?"

Is for ask when you beleive a man is not really wear trosers.

6. "Your music is make a big fuck in my ears"

Is useful for say in a drugs party when some people try to put on the stereo somthing gay, for example R n B, classic, garage hip-beat, classic lite, funky break-ups etc. You can cry this very agresive with make sign of the devil and throw out the CD to the floor. of course then put some music very strong, for example System of a Down, Metalica, Marilyn Manson, Rufus Wainwright etc. Put Bob Marley if there is some weeds.

Mates! Do u know a other espresions of other tonges? Plaese say me. I like especialy Franch ones ...

hi mates

2005-07-25T06:54:00.000-07:00

Hi mates! My name is Gianluca Francetti and I'm come from Milano that is north of italy. Welcome to my blogs. is graet for me practice my english and meat some new freinds. But pay atention. i'm not a gay. i want meat beutiful people that is lisen System of a down, taking drugs (my favorite is cokes), drinking the alcohol and disliking cats very much. is not my cup of tea pizza or pasta or mafia cos I am nu-Italian.
if you like talk to me plaese say me something now!!